Washing Latex Pillow Covers

Latex pillows are, in my humble opinion, the best type of pillow in the world. Supportive, long lasting, squishy, and (supposedly) protective against dust mite allergens, what’s not to love?

However, their cotton covers get filthy. So this morning, I washed them. They’ve never been washed before, and to be honest I wasn’t sure it was possible to really wash the covers without wrecking them – mine are so old that the care instructions have worn away! It turns out that they can be cleaned, and easily, but if the process intimidates you, here’s a walkthrough.

1. Take off any jewelry that could snag, put on some clothes you don’t mind getting wee bits of foam all over, and wash your hands. The pillow form itself is easily torn, and we don’t want it to get dirty either.
2. Spread a clean, old sheet out on the floor. You’re going to open the pillows up over this, and lay the naked pillows on it while the covers are washing. It will also collect most of the loose foam mess from inside the pillows. For heavens sake, don’t put them on your bed like I did – even vacuuming won’t get all the tiny shreds of foam off! I had to go over my whole mattress with a lint roller.
3. Carefully worm each pillow out of its cover.  If they’ve been in heavy use for a while, the pillows will probably have some pock marks and there will be lots of small chunks of loose foam in the cover. The sheet on the floor should catch it all.
4. If there is a lot of loose foam, turn each cover inside out and brush out as much as you can. Then turn the cover right side out again.
5. Take the covers outside, turn them inside out again and shake them out vigorously. You don’t want little shreds of latex foam infesting your washing machine.
6. Launder the covers. If you lack care instructions like I did, my covers took two warm washes (one with 1/2 cup chlorine bleach), and a hot dryer without damage or discernible shrinkage. I put mine through two large washes because they were simply filthy.
7. Now that they’re clean and dry, inspect them for wear. Mine are starting to wear thin on the bottom corners, so I took measurements for future reference. There’s no reason I can’t just make new cotton covers for the latex forms to extend their useful life. Latex pillows aren’t exactly cheap.
8. Time to put them back on the pillows! Fold down a cover till it’s only about 6″ deep. Brush any loose foam off a pillow form and gently work it into the bottom of the cover. Once it’s in, carefully fold the cover up the length of the pillow and zip it closed.
9. Gather the bits of torn foam to the center of your sheet, and use it to empty them into the trash can. Take the sheet outside and shake it out well.

All done! The instructions are detailed, but it really doesn’t take that long. Took me about 2 hours, including the two washes and the dry time.

I’m not sure how often I’d want to do this though. They were really dirty and needed the wash, but washing them regularly would be inconvenient and too much handling could damage the foam. I think I’ll get some pillow protectors instead and see whether the pillow covers need washing again during next year’s spring cleaning.

7 Quick Takes – Dezombifying Edition

1. We had a pretty bad week last week. So bad, that I’m a little bemused to already find it Friday again. Didn’t Himself just leave for Dallas? I can’t remember.

Saturday GeekBaby and I had what I’ve finally settled on being stomach flu. Then Sunday, his cold started to assert itself. Then Tuesday he managed to bust his lower lip on the cart at Target, and he never really seemed to stop throwing up for more than about 16 hours at a time. So Wednesday I called in sick and took him to the pediatrician.

2. Pediatrician: Well, his throat is pretty red, let me see your throat. … Wow, your throat is awfully red too. He must have strep.

Me: There is no *redacted* way he has strep. The incubation period for strep is 1-3 days and we’ve been sequestered with stomach flu for the last 4 days. His throat is red because he keeps throwing up, you know, the reason I brought him in. (I was politer than this, but still firm, because strep is a dumb diagnosis in this case all around.)

Pediatrician: Well, we need to test for strep anyway, blah blah blah, rheumetic fever, blah blah blah. (She didn’t give me the rheumatic fever discussion this time. I do actually like this pediatrician because she is generally respectful of my own common sense and experience, which is refreshing in a doctor. But she’s got this thing about strep.)

Me: Fine, just remember to do a throat culture too, since he has always given a false positive on the quick test before. (We’re 0/5 on strep diagnoses after culture, and the kid is only 3).

Pediatrician: That’s right, thanks for reminding me. …That’s weird, there’s liquid in this strep culture tube.

Me: If there’s agarose in the bottom, sometimes that weeps. It’s probably fine.

Pediatrican: Good to know.

Instant Strep Test: N3g4t1v3!!!

Me & Pediatrician: Huh.

Pediatrician: Well, his ears are infected, so here’s an prescription for Ab, and how about we give him a shot today to make sure he doesn’t vomit up the first dose tonight.

Me: Sounds good.

GeekBaby: !!!!!!!!!!!!!

GeekBaby: My boo-boo was on my lip, not my knee!!

3. After this last week’s uninterrupted stream of illnesses, (and after digging in the linen closet at 1am desperately looking for fresh queen sheets for my bed) my awareness of how my household completely falls apart whenever I am sick is extremely high. I’m a really rotten housekeeper. So I’m looking at different housekeeping management systems again.

I’m not fond of A Mother’s Rule of Life, (and I’ll be honest, I resent the book a little for taking such a neat concept and going nowhere particularly interesting with it). I’m positively anti-Flylady. Is there anything else to look at?

I’ve been reading Home Comforts: The Art and Science of Keeping House. While I’m finding it quite useful, it’s really more of an encyclopedia than a system. What I need is something that reminds me to change the AC filters regularly and get the car inspected. Something like the housekeeping journals women kept of yore, but for the modern age.

So if you’re reading this, what kind of chores and maintenance do you always forget to do? What parts of a household management system work for you, and which don’t? I don’t care whether you stay at home, work from home, or work away from the home. I’m just interested in what works for people, and what doesn’t, and why.

4. Dorian Speed wants to have a Houston Catholic blogger meet up! I’m so there, and if you will appreciate the entertainment value of watching me look terrified of meeting new people without a keyboard interface, you should be there too!

5. Fraggle Rock streaming on Netflix is a wonderful thing when you and the littles are sick. GeekBaby and I went through the rest of the run. And let me tell you, that was quality programming. They had actual plots and character change and everything. Way better than the Bob the Builder garbage that is on television these days.

6. It’s been such a rough week, I’m actually having trouble coming up with 7 Things, Quick or Otherwise. So, enjoy this YouTube video of Benjamin Bagby performing Beowulf. I do.

7. Speaking of Beowulf, how awesome are these socks?? They’re knitted with the opening verses!

I must obtain this pattern. Must.

Woohoo, I made it to 7! Visit Jennifer Fulwiler @ Conversion Diary for more Quick Takes!

Houseguest Murphey

 Of course I have the grand scheme to do a considerable amount of cleaning while Himself is off in Dallas for the long weekend.  What could possibly go wrong, huh?  And Friday went off great, I did the grocery shopping, got some work done on specific projects, and did some housework.  I even soaked some beans for experimenting with minestrone recipes for Lent.

Saturday, GeekBaby and I both come down with some horrible stomach flu.  We can’t figure out where it came from.  It was bad.  Neither of us could keep anything down all day.  From midnight Saturday morning to midnight Sunday morning it was nonstop icky.  By noonish today we seemed to be perking up…

So GeekBaby immediately starts running a fever.  He’s fine, it’s just a cold that will run its course, but it means two crucial things:

1.  He’s been nothing but clingy for the last 6 hours.  So even though I’ve felt better, I haven’t been able to do anything.  (Beating Civ Revolutions on Empire doesn’t really count as anything.)

2.  Within 48 hours, I’ll have this cold too.

So much for my grand plans of writing, cleaning, and project-advancing I had for the weekend.

7 Quick Takes – Long Weekend Edition

1. Himself is going to Dallas this weekend for the MLK Game Weekend. I opted to stay at home, since 1) the home of the family we’d be visiting is no longer accustomed to toddlers 2) it’ll be cram packed with people, and 3) GeekBaby and I are honestly still exhausted from the holiday scramble. So I deemed it better that we stay home and spend the weekend reestablishing a schedule. But Himself is gone, and we are going to miss him. He’ll get home sometime on Monday, till then we’re on our own.

2. Also, in interest of conserving gasoline, we’ve moved the carseat from the Civic to the pickup truck. GeekBaby thinks riding in the pickup truck is a real treat. I’m just happy that the Radian Car seat installs easily almost everywhere.

3. I have a surprise for Himself when he gets home. I only mention this because I know he reads my blog religiously and so he’ll see this tonight. Heh heh heh.

4. Hallie @ Betty Beguiles has convinced me that I ought to be paying better attention to what I’m wearing. So far, I have been sucessful in my fashion resolution – not to accidentally wear any shirt backwards or inside out (or both). I think I’m ready to take it to the next step, and start examining my wardrobe. Essays, yes plural, on this topic are forthcoming.

5. I got the most awesome kitchen tool today with the last bit of my oma money. It’s a new garlic press. I’ve reviewed it extensively for my cooking blog, but to sum it up, I’m in love.

6. We have had the most… uneven week of cooking ever. Monday I made cottager’s pie, and it was fantastic, although I was a little short of mashed potatoes. Tuesday, we made sloppy joes and ran out of ingredients right and left. After two trips to the grocery store, we finally ended up borrowing ketchup from the neighbors. It wasn’t quite enough, although he generously gave me the entire bottle from his fridge. But that’s okay, anything to avoid going back to the store for the third time in an evening.

I bought a replacement bottle of ketchup Wednesday, and brought it over to their house last night after I got home from work. His wife was home this time and she was very funny because apparently there was another whole bottle of ketchup in their pantry. Ah well. Serves me right for not double checking my shopping list against my menu and panty.

7. I’ve decided that GoodReads is an acceptable social media platform. You may expect drastically increased activity in that sector. That is all.

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