Me: Did anything exciting happen yesterday?
Me: Was there anything in your shoes?
Me: And who brought you candy?
GeekBaby: …Saint Nicholas!
Me: And why did he bring you candy?
GeekBaby: So I can eat it.
…Oh well, he’s only three. Although it’s impossible to portray the true hilarity in his tones of contemplation, understanding, and ‘Duh, Mom’.