From a brainstorming session for GeekBaby’s 3rd birthday party:
Me: Oh, I know! We should get an Ewok piñata for the party! (The party is Star Wars themed.)
Mike: How would we go about doing that?
Me: No idea. But can you think of anything else from Star Wars people would like to beat with sticks?
Mike: Jar Jar.
Me: I don’t acknowledge the prequel series as canon.
Mike: That’s a little harsh, don’t you think?
Me: it isn’t harsh enough!
Mike: peals of laughter from upstairs while he resets the router