In Which I Fail to Restrain Myself from the Obvious Pun

From an imaginary argument with a child:

Child: Why do I have to stay inside the lines?

Me: Staying inside the lines is a useful skill.

Child: Is not! Name one time its important! Other than coloring!

Me: You need to stay inside the lines while driving.

Child: …

Me: Both require fine motor skills.

It was at this point that the imaginary child started bludgeoning me. Or I arrived at the park and ride. Take your pick.


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One Response to In Which I Fail to Restrain Myself from the Obvious Pun

  1. Ben Schmidt says:

    OW. MY BRAIN.

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