Women’s clothing has no pockets. And for a long time I’ve railed about how we have no pockets and it’s not fair and half the time when there are pockets, they’re just decorative pockets, you can’t carry anything in them anyway, and this is why women carry purses, not because they need to carry everything and the kitchen sink with them, hmph.
Well, I’ve been going in the wrong direction.
Instead of campaigning for real pockets in women’s clothing, I now encourage the complete and absolute destruction of pockets on men’s clothing. Let men carry purses with us, and without shame.
This post brought to you by my fervent desire to never need to clean heat dried gel ink off the inside of the dryer with isopropanol ever again.