Confession Time Tuesday, Feb 26 2008 

That was not a reference to Lent, timely though it might be.

In addition to the myriad of nasty illness type things I’ve endured over the last couple of months, I’m also pregnant.  20 weeks today, actually.

I’ve been very quiet partly from paranoia; I’ve been obsessing over whether I’ll miscarry again.  Partly because the time that I haven’t been dealing with ordinary sickness, I’ve been either asleep, working, or parked in front of the toilet.  And partly from sheer shyness, because I don’t like to draw lots of attention to myself normally.

But pregnant I am.  Podling is a boy, and he’s due to arrive July 15th.  He has a heartbeat, a wee face, and male genitalia… which I correctly identified on the ultrasound without assistance.  Go me!

Some highlights from today’s appointment:

1)  Apparently the baby kicking can cause you to pass gas, leading you to mistake kicks for gas

2)  If you laugh when the nurse tells you this (while she’s dopplering your tummy) your laughter will echo out of the doppler sounding completely deranged.  It will, in fact, make you laugh harder.

3)  Special patient privilege is to get to take home your glucose challenge bottle of orange nastiness a month early.  This way you can take it about 45 minutes before your appointment and won’t have to show up, drink your glucose, wait an hour, and then get stuck with needles.  Only given to patients that won’t be able to lie about it.  My OB knows all my weak points, including experimental accuracy.

Errant Speculation Saturday, Feb 23 2008 

1.  The prime minister at the beginning of the Goblet of Fire is actually Harold Saxon and there is a showdown between The Master and Voldemort.

2.  Who would win in a fight, the Ministry of Magic or Torchwood?

This exercise in lunacy is brought to you by Cleaning The Spare Room Whilst Listening to Harry Potter Book 6.  And for the record, my money’s on Torchwood.

I’m only pretending to be grown up Saturday, Feb 23 2008 

Via the sneaky use of coupons and gift cards, we’ve acquired the 3rd season of the latest Dr. Who. While it burns to do exactly what stores want you to do with Christmas gift cards (i.e. buy something more expensive and pay for the difference from your pocket) The Husband and I are far too hooked on the show to turn down the opportunity to buy it for only forty bucks.

But those Weeping Angels are the creepiest monster I’ve encountered in years. I enjoyed the episode, but I actually have to sleep with the bedroom and closet doors closed now because I hate opening my eyes and seeing these vague black voids in front of me.

In fact, I must confess a secret: I’m still scared of the dark. Yes, I’m twenty seven, but I’m still scared of the dark. I lay the blame on being terribly myopic. As a kid, how can you learn to not be afraid of the dark when you spend your nights without even 20/20 vision? Sure, things look creepy as a kid, but they’re worse when they’re creepy and blurry and you know you can’t see them accurately. So that mysterious shadow could be benign… but it could be much much worse.

Consequently, I check for creepy statues every time I have to get up in the night.  At least I’ll have good monster-checking credentials when I’m a mom.

We apologize for the interruption in service… Wednesday, Feb 20 2008 

 …but the author has been sick since, roughly, Thanksgiving.

  • First she ate at El Pato’s and got some sort of food poisoning.
  • Then she got a cold that lasted from before Christmas to after New Years.
  • Then said cold moved into her ethmoid and frontal sinuses, causing an unreal amount of pain.  Which was exacerbated by repeated 40 degree changes in temperature, up and down, up and down.
  • Now allergy season has begun.

 Semi-regular posting will resume as soon as the author can stop sneezing.